Thursday, April 7, 2016

If I Was a Real Blogger

First off, I just want to say that this post is total tongue-in-cheek. Please take it with a grain of salt. The bf actually inspired the post. We were talking about something like my posting schedule and he said, "well, if you want to be a real blogger..." and it got me thinking of things a "real" blogger would do.

+ I would have flatlays, or stills as we called them at my old job, all over Instagram and my blog. 

+ Speaking of Instagram, my account would be perfectly curated with bright photos from the waist down.

+ I would feature tutorials on hair and makeup and how to gain followers.

+ I would have Twitter and Facebook. I don't have them personally so I'm definitely not having them for my blog.

+ I would drink wine exclusively. 

+ While watching The Bachelor.

+ I would host some form of link up.

+ My cat would be famous.

+ I'd post vacation and weekend recaps.

+ There would be some side hussle going on.

+ I'd be a full time blogger.

+ Peonies would be my favorite.

I have to toot my own horn for a second here because I had a pretty cool moment the other day. Earlier this week I noticed that I had a huge jump in page views and after looking into the source, I realized that Stitch Fix had featured one of my pictures from my last Fix on their Pinterest. It totally made my day!


  1. woohoo to stitch fix featuring your picture! that's awesome. definitely a real blogger ;)
    ps. i don't even like wine. ssh. don't tell the other bloggers.

  2. Bloggers think they invented wine. It drives me insane. LOL

  3. This reminds me of a post I did awhile back about reasons I'm a lame blogger. I embrace my lameness. These made me laugh!

    Hooray for the Stitch Fix share!

  4. Came over from Erin's blogger love post! I wrote a post like this a while back too! This cracked me up. Congrats on the Stitch Fix feature!!! I thought I was the only blogger who didn't watch The Bachelor! *gasp*